Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
