i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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