Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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