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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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