Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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