How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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