New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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