I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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