The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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