He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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