It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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