margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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