From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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