We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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