I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Your shirt... Was in my pants
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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