Just fell off a train. Bad.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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