There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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