but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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