You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Do vagina's smell?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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