U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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