why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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