and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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