I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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