guys are only as good as the porn they watch
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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