We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Best friends brother. Beat that.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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