Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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