I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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