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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can't believe i had my finger in that

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.

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(214): View more from Texas

Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.

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(631): View more from New York

Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day

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(708): View more from Illinois

To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom

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