HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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