Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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