Kiss
Puke
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Randomize
