69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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