i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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