have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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