I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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