She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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