i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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