I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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