nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
this hospital has no fireball
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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