why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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