i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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