If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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