You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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