i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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