Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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