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(513): View more from Ohio

Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?

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(616): View more from Michigan

theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that

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(309): View more from Illinois

The "puke-towel" started to grow something...

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(360): View more from Washington

I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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(760): View more from California

if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel

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(270): View more from Kentucky

There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig

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(727): View more from Florida

It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.

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