True but thats because hes a fetus.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
