why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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