So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You pole danced in your parka.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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