Sry I called you an 8
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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