is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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