I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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