i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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