There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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