Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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