Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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